rey and i were at his parents house the other day. they conveniently have a field as their backyard. the situation when down a little like this:
rey: let's go take some photos of you outside
me: by outside you mean OUTside as in OUTdoors as in where the snakes dwell?
rey: yeah, but it's not like that. just come on.
me: sigh. ok
rey: just stand over there near that tall grass.
me: ok, but i'm not actually getting in the tall grass.
rey: ok. just take like a step back. ok. now just like two steps back.
me: rey! i'm in the grass now where the snakes dwell!
rey: it's fine. i'm sure they have an epi pen somewhere around here.
me: um. i think those only work on like peanut allergies?
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