potty naughty // 59

i hate potty training. i'm keeping faith that landon will just wake up one day and start using it like a normal person. i've tried everything. 

sticker charts. "here landon, you get a sticker if you go potty! how awesome is that?" "nope. no sticka!!" 

ok. "landon! here you get this awesome lolli! all you have to do is pee in the potty!" "nope! i don't want no lolli."

and then there's this method "oh, just let him run around naked and ask him if he has to pee all day long, "
kids apparently are supposed to hate the feeling of pee or poop on them at a certain age. yeah. well, we apparently have yet to hit that age.

"landon do you have to pee? do you have to pee? tell me if you have to pee!" "no mommy. i don't have to pee." while he stares me dead in the eye peeing all over the floor and dribbling on the dog. 

so yeah. if anyone wants to come hole up in my house for a week and train this stubborn, non wanting to be potty-trained child. feel free. 

sunglasses // forever 21

tank // forever 21

shorts // urban outfitters

sandals // target