potty naughty // 59

i hate potty training. i'm keeping faith that landon will just wake up one day and start using it like a normal person. i've tried everything. 

sticker charts. "here landon, you get a sticker if you go potty! how awesome is that?" "nope. no sticka!!" 

ok. "landon! here you get this awesome lolli! all you have to do is pee in the potty!" "nope! i don't want no lolli."

and then there's this method "oh, just let him run around naked and ask him if he has to pee all day long, "
kids apparently are supposed to hate the feeling of pee or poop on them at a certain age. yeah. well, we apparently have yet to hit that age.

"landon do you have to pee? do you have to pee? tell me if you have to pee!" "no mommy. i don't have to pee." while he stares me dead in the eye peeing all over the floor and dribbling on the dog. 

so yeah. if anyone wants to come hole up in my house for a week and train this stubborn, non wanting to be potty-trained child. feel free. 

sunglasses // forever 21

tank // forever 21

shorts // urban outfitters

sandals // target

memorial day // 58

two going on three is a really tough age to take photos of landon. he wants to run. jump. race me on foot. walk the dog. have a snack. maybe some milk.

"oh look! mommy! there's a bug!" "landon say cheese!" "no cheese mommy!" so we pretty much get photos of him making a funny cheese face which includes a head tilt. not sure where he learned that from? sometimes we get lucky and snap a standing still photo. good thing rey is trigger happy and knows when to shoot. 

also.  shout out to it already being tuesday. bring on the weekend. 

roughin' it // 57

getting back in to the routine of things after a week long vacation is rough. laundry piles high. milk curdled in the refrigerator and a dead lizard greeting me at my front doorstep. monday morning on the car ride to school landon told me "mommy. i'm seepy. i take a nap." even the toddler gets it. here's to it almost being the weekend. 

sunglasses // free people

romper // forever 21

belt // target

 

mexico // 56

last week we escaped to cozumel, mexico for a much needed vacation with rey's family. we had a ton of fun. ate too much. took one too many tequila shots. swam each day until landon would pass out. now he wakes up every morning asking to swim and have a taco. 

one and only // 55

as of late i feel like i live in a constant state of exhaustion. i only have one child and he wears me out. the thought of having another any time soon straight up terrifies me. don't get me wrong, i love playing trains, refilling milk cups over and over, and putting together the same puzzle eighteen hundred times an hour. i wouldn't trade it for the world. however, my grey hairs and wrinkles might state otherwise. 

hat // forever 21

top // forever 21

shorts // old // urban outfitters

boots // forever 21

nine. ninety-nine // 54

i purchased this tank a few weeks ago at urban outfitters. it was on sale for nine ninety-nine. whenever items are marked down that much i question why. instead of trying it on i just grabbed and decided i would think of the consequences later. lucky for me my grab and go attitude worked. word the the wise. only stick to the grab and go method when it comes to clothing. never when it comes to poultry. beef. or fish. anytime meat is marked down is never a good thing. 

sunglasses // free people

tank // urban outfitters

shorts // urban outfitters

sandals // urban outfitters